First steps in the Hi-Tech sales world

March 3, 2008

Elevator madness

Filed under: funny, humor, Personal, Startup, Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , , , — . @ 12:50 pm

Like most office buildings, ours has quite a few floors. Coming from the parking lot, at floor -3, to our offices at the 6th floor, is quite a climb. So, if you will excuse my laziness, I choose to go up those 9 floors by elevator. A smooth ride is always more preferable.
Most other people are also legitimate riders. 0 to 4, -1 to 5…
However, there is a certain species of people. They seem just like you and me. But, they insist on taking the lift, from floor 0 to 1. Or from 1 to 0. One floor.
For this, they stop you twice on the way. Once to get on, once to get off. Now I know this sounds like it’s not a big deal. But this is really annoying. The entrance to the stairs is right there, next to the elevator. it is one floor.
Use your legs! Especially when I am in a hurry, this double stop really makes me want to shoot these people.
Dwellers of floor 1 beware. I am on to you!

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  1. Where we work they “fixed” the problem.
    3 elevators go 0-6. 2 elevators go 0,7-11.
    Good thing I’m on floor 7 so an easy ride for me…

    Comment by Tsahi Levent-Levi — March 3, 2008 @ 9:21 pm

  2. I think the only way to fix it for good is start giving these people really evil stares. If that fails, just start removing knee-caps. They are not really using them anyway…

    Comment by thebeginner — March 4, 2008 @ 8:02 am

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